Thank you for dropping by. My name is Jonathan, I'm an independent musician in Phoenix, Arizona. I'm also a contributor for the blog A Future in Noise. The music player is up top. If you wanna say hi, leave a comment!
(You can download songs for free in the Music section)
I'm working on a SnailQuail.net "version 3.0," you can follow my misadventures and help out at CaracolCodorniz.com (Snail Quail in Spanish).
Took some time off and visited my peeps in San Antonio, Texas last weekend and it was awthum! We went to Enchanted Rock. It's a giant granite pluton anomaly close to Fredericksburg, Texas. The surroundings are all rolling hills, live oak trees, and limestone, but this huge rock is there nonetheless.
Once you get to the top you can explore the huge crevices and underground caves. . Lots of fun (:
Yup.
- J.
At the Airport: Through Gate Security
"Once you're done getting your belongings can you follow me? Right this way, I need to check this. . .
This is too big, it can't go through."
Why is it too big?
"It is a liquid, it must be 3 point 4 ounces or less in order to go through."
I see.
Would you like to go outside of the gate and mail this to yourself?
. . . No.
Next time you can get a container from a drugstore that is 3 point 4 ounces, squeeze some of this in there, that way next time you can get through security.
Hmm. Next time shall I affix a small Nazi sticker on the bottle too?
At the airport waiting for my flight.
